THE "BIG SHOT" ESCAPES EVICTION NOW MISSING

Spamton G., the "Big Shot" himself, has had major downfalls over the past months. Big Shot Autos' stock margin has gone down significantly, and it is losing sponsorships, and Spamton is now facing eviction from Queen's Mansion. However, as the Big Shot was facing the inevitable end of his career, he had vanished! Swatchlings were left baffled by the Big Shot's disappearance as his office was left in shambles, papers scattered, table unkept, a telephone dangling, and no sign of a struggle. With the only means of escape being by the window. Sources say Spamton might've escaped by the window to avoid his demise and run away.

"We have looked in every nook and cranny around the Mansion." A Swatchling recounts. "Being a small guy doesn't mean he is hard to spot. We have yet to check the outskirts of Cyber City for his whereabouts.

As of the writing of this article, the search for the missing Big Shot is still ongoing. If you want to offer any tips to his locations, please call (404) XXX-5429 for any inquiries.